I Wish I Could Read People's Thoughts

I'm a stressful person. I worry about everything at once which makes my mind race like a lunatic! I think about what I did, what I'm going to do, what I have planned to do...and the list goes on. My friend Ashley, the complete opposite. She is probably one of the most relaxed people I know, she just laughs her day away - I envy her. So we both decided to write down our thoughts throughout the day; and if you don't know me very well, you might think I am crazy...

*Why does my car squeak?

*I wonder what will happen if I cut this car off...

*prompromprompromPROM!

*Leadership is officially a waste of a class!

*Meagan's hair looks really pretty today, I wish my hair wasn't pin straight!

*Ugh shouldn't have drank coffee, my uterus is going to fall out!

*I trust hmm... NO ONE.

*If I hit people how much trouble will I get in?

*Staring at this math sheet really makes me want Hibachi.

*Do you feel a draft when your crack hangs out? Or is it just numb from being exposed so much?

*'Jar of Hearts' is on replay in my head!

*Ashley's idea of being 'nice' is making a mentally challenged kid act like an aardvark...

*I love Mazzatta.

*I feel like whenever Nick looks at me he pictures a giraffe.

*Why does my right armpit sweat only?

*Barry has 1 strike...

*One of Andrew's relatives needs to get married so I can attend a Greek wedding, throw a plate and yell 'Opahh!'

*I wish I could tweet my life away

*Who cares if you save 20 cents on cheese, just get out of my lane!

*Seeing Claire made my day

*Ashley and Margaret fight over my love.

*Quoting 'Mean Girls' has become a way of life.

*50 days of school...

*I hate texting, why cant my phone just read my thoughts?!

I have a lot going on. And this was just the inessentials...